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Your Worst Enemy
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Horrible DJs
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83 Year Old Tinder Guru
83 Year Old Tinder Guru4 дня назад
Breaking The Magicians Code
Breaking The Magicians Code4 дня назад
The Best Slapping Tournament
The Best Slapping Tournament5 дней назад
Moist Meter | Knives Out
Moist Meter | Knives Out5 дней назад
Shenmue 3 Is A Unique Game
Shenmue 3 Is A Unique Game7 дней назад
Onision Is Bad
Onision Is Bad8 дней назад
Rare Insults
Rare Insults9 дней назад
My New Favorite Show
My New Favorite Show10 дней назад
American Slapping Championship
American Slapping Championship11 дней назад
Moist Meter | Frozen 2
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Japanese Rent a Boyfriend
Japanese Rent a Boyfriend14 дней назад
Elon Musk's Cybertruck
Elon Musk's Cybertruck14 дней назад
Most Badass Policeman
Most Badass Policeman16 дней назад
Germs Have Been Defeated
Germs Have Been Defeated17 дней назад
Pokemon Sword Master Grease King
Pokemon Sword Master Grease King17 дней назад
Boomer Tells The Worst Lie Ever
Boomer Tells The Worst Lie Ever18 дней назад
Weeb Blacksmith
Weeb Blacksmith19 дней назад
My Favorite Chef
My Favorite Chef19 дней назад
Science Is Dead
Science Is Dead20 дней назад
Extreme Animal Police
Extreme Animal Police21 день назад
Moist Meter | Death Stranding
Moist Meter | Death Stranding22 дня назад
Lazy Prison Escapes
Lazy Prison Escapes23 дня назад
Police Arrest My Doppelganger
Police Arrest My Doppelganger24 дня назад
Survival Experts
Survival Experts24 дня назад
Awful Horror Game
Awful Horror Game25 дней назад
The Worst Cooking on Youtube
The Worst Cooking on Youtube26 дней назад
My Onion Talent Show
My Onion Talent Show26 дней назад
90 Day Fiance Shows Us Real Love
90 Day Fiance Shows Us Real Love27 дней назад
Forged In Danger
Forged In Danger27 дней назад
Moist Meter | Parasite
Moist Meter | Parasite28 дней назад
Twitter Argument in Real Life
Twitter Argument in Real LifeМесяц назад
The God of Slapping Is Back
The God of Slapping Is BackМесяц назад
Moist Meter | Luigi's Mansion 3
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The Outer Worlds Menace
The Outer Worlds MenaceМесяц назад
Neil Breen's Best Work
Neil Breen's Best WorkМесяц назад
Horrible Moms on Halloween
Horrible Moms on HalloweenМесяц назад
Tiny Husband
Tiny HusbandМесяц назад
Supergirl Has The Worst CGI
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WWE 2K20 Is Perfect
WWE 2K20 Is PerfectМесяц назад
The Real Edge of Glory Is Back
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Moist Meter | Modern Warfare
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High IQ Prison Escape
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Billy Is Back
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WWE 2K20 Is A Horrible Mess
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I Am The Master of Onions
I Am The Master of OnionsМесяц назад
The Ultimate Inferno
The Ultimate InfernoМесяц назад
Mobile Games Are Wild
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Brutal Slapping Tournament
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Juicero Is Back
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The Beast Inside
The Beast InsideМесяц назад
Post Malone vs Phil Swift
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Youtube Horror
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Flat Earthers vs Scientists
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Scary Games Don't Scare Me
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Комментарии

  • Why does Jackson look like Prince Charming and Fiona from shrek?

  • Jesus Jackson is so clueless about being a dad it's crazy

  • Often considered one of the more difficult languages to master thanks to the incredible amount of inconsistencies in the language, it should come as no surprise that the development of the modern English alphabet involved several languages, hundreds of years and a variety of conquers, missionaries and scholars. Origins of Alphabetic Writing Dating back nearly four thousand years, early alphabetic writing, as opposed to other early forms of writing like cuneiform (which employed the use of different wedge shapes) or hieroglyphics (which primarily used pictographic symbols), relied on simple lines to represent spoken sounds. Scholars attribute its origin to a little known Proto-Sinatic, Semitic form of writing developed in Egypt between 1800 and 1900 BC. Building on this ancient foundation, the first widely used alphabet was developed by the Phoenicians about seven hundred years later. Consisting of 22 letters, all consonants, this Semitic language became used throughout the Mediterranean, including in the Levant, the Iberian peninsula, North Africa and southern Europe. The Greeks built on the Phoenician alphabet by adding vowels sometime around 750 BC. Considered the first true alphabet, it was later appropriated by the Latins (later to become the Romans) who combined it with notable Etruscan characters including the letters “F” and “S”. Although ancient Latin omitted G, J, V (or U)*, W, Y and Z, by about the third century, the Roman alphabet looked very similar to our modern English, containing every letter except J, U (or V)* and W. [*V and U have a complicated shared history. Both were used throughout the Middle Ages, although they were considered a single letter until quite recently.] Old English The history of writing in Britain begins with the Anglo-Saxons in the fifth century AD. With ties to Scandinavia and other North Seas cultures, ancient Anglo-Saxon writing, called futhorc, was a runic language. Flexible, new runes were routinely added such that, although it first appeared in England with 26 characters, by the time of its demise (by the 11th century AD), it had 33. In the seventh century AD, the Latin alphabet introduced by Christian missionaries had begun to take hold. By 1011, a formal list of the Old English alphabet was made and included all of our present letters except J, U (or V)* and W. The ampersand and five uniquely English letters, designated ond, wynn, thorn, eth and ash, were included. As far from Modern English as Public Enemy, Old English continues to be taught in high schools and colleges when our young people are forced to grapple with things like Beowulf (translated): HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum, 
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon, 
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon! 
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum, 
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah, 
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde, 
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning! 
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned 
geong in geardum, þone God sende 
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat, 
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease 
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea, 
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf, 
Beowulf wæs breme - blæd wide sprang- 
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in. 
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean, 
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme . . . Middle English Shortly after the Old English alphabet was first set down, the Normans invaded (1066 AD). English as a language was relegated primarily to the low born, with the nobility, clergy and scholars speaking and/or writing in Norman or Latin. By the 13th century when writing in English began to become more prominent again, the language reflected two centuries of Norman rule. The Old English letters thorn and eth were replaced by “th”; wynn eventually became u-u or “w”; and the other English letters were discarded. This form of the language, called Middle English, while still difficult at times, is comprehensible to the modern English reader. Recall Geoffrey Chaucer’s Wife of Bath from Canterbury Tales (translated): Experience, though noon auctoritee Were in this world, were right ynogh to me To speke of wo that is in marriage; For, lordynges, sith I twelf yeer was of age Thonked be God, that is eterne on lyve, Housebondes at chirche-dore I have had five- For I so ofte have ywedded bee- And alle were worthy men in hir degree. But me was toold, certeyn, nat longe agoon is, That sith that Crist ne wente nevere but onis To weddyng in the Cane of Galilee, That by the same ensample, taughte he me, That I ne sholde wedded be but ones. Herkne eek, lo, which a sharp word for the nones, Modern English With the introduction of the printing press (invented by Johann Gutenberg in 1448) to Great Britain in the mid 15th century by William Caxton, English became more standardized and modern English appeared. Sometime in the mid-16th century, V and U were split into two letters, with U becoming the vowel, and V, the consonant. In 1604, Robert Cawdrey published the first English dictionary, the Table Alphabeticall, and about this time, J was added to create the modern English alphabet we know today. And the rest, as they say, is history. If you liked this article, you might also enjoy our new popular podcast, The BrainFood Show (iTunes, Spotify, Google Play Music, Feed), as well as: Where the Ampersand Symbol Came From The Language Made Up Entirely of Whistles The Alphabet Song is Based on a Tune by Mozart Why the British Pronounce “Z” as “Zed” Why We Call the Seasons “Summer”, “Autumn”, “Winter”, and “Spring” Bonus Facts: According to the United Nations Educational Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), Arabic, Bengali, English, French, German, Hindi, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, Russian and Spanish each have at least 100 million speakers. These account for 51% of the population of the world. The remaining 49% speak any of the remaining 6000+ languages, with most sharing a mother tongue with only a tiny percentage of the world’s population. Most of the world’s languages (33% or 2197) are found in Asia followed closely by 30% coming from Africa (2058). The people of the Pacific and the Americas, combined, use 34% (2324) languages, while Europe, with its 230 languages, accounts for only 3% of the total number of languages used across the globe.

  • So you fucked the marijuana body pillow?

  • The FDA thing means that they market the water as a supplement. The laws surrounding supplements are way more relaxed than those surrounding food/drink items.

  • Can we please have charlie closer to his camera he looks like a kid at the adults table on thanksgiving

  • 4 close friends find 2 boomers even more boomer than them.

  • This is the first time I'm seeing Jackson and it's like someone is talking next to him as he lip syncs

  • We can see our old comments now? TESTING

  • shut up and take my money!!!

  • ok boomer

  • THE WAY YOU SAID "POOPY" KILLS ME GVBAGZBXH

  • My cousin (who is 25 years old) fucking loves these. Everytime I say some shit like "Did you see the new trailer for Joker?" or some shit like that he'll search up the fine bros react version and watch the trailer that way. I don't want to be rude and leave so I just sit there. It makes me want to fucking kill myself

  • “A pound goes for $200”😂😂😂😂 ps are like $700-$3000 depending on quality

  • Imagine getting arrested and then in the back of the police car, you feel like jacking off. Fucking chad, real surfer right there

  • Yo if they wanted pro footage taken at there wedding then you should of hired one

  • I cringed the whole way through this video

  • How come my comments never get any fucking likes

  • I wish that cop sold me weed. $200 a pound hahahaha

  • Man's poop cures cancer

  • Can confirm a current affair is a joke, they lose defamation cases over what seems like half the stories they cover.

  • 0:54 I don’t want to be that guy, but small towns have a much greater community bond than big suburbs or cities. In a town you know just about everyone roaming around, the baker, fisherman, etc. while in Tampa you couldn’t give two fucks if some poor schmuck next door was overdosing on Ketamine.That’s just how it be.

  • i like gasoline

  • “The last tomb of marijuana” I CANT

  • Officer Buster

  • Poor Officer Buster was never able to live down the insult and legally had to change his name to Buster due to the name sticking so hard.

  • He didn't raise Kaya

  • Its part peeve of mine when the RU-tvr interrupts the horrible DJ

  • First

  • I blame Logan for all of RU-tv’s problems

  • It's like that scene in the Eraserhead when he cuts up that kid's stomach and he starts secreting this

  • That was so creepy watching the branches jumping up into the machine like they were alive

  • Are they fcuking stupid a pound of weed is like 1200 for anything decent

  • But I love cumcakes

  • Absolutely no one in the entire neighborhood not even the police: Old hillbilly man: *whips out poop bucket*

  • lmfao how did i barley find the most logical youtuber ever x) you deserve all the subscribes and likes

  • I have a say thank you , finally someone else with a sense of humor.

  • I hate this episode

  • 3:01 the fuck?!?

  • I like to think that ken was cheating on her with that guy and then they made the relationship

  • I think we just found the General in Battlefield

  • God they have such good chemistry with the boys

  • I love how the “suitable for children” implies that there was a seperate cake that WASNT somehow suitable for children

  • I haven't seen this much shit go down in a trailer park police raid since i started HBO's Watchmen.

  • 0:28 Satisfying Silence clap

  • I did it

  • youtube rewind!

  • Here is one for you. The return of "The Man that Ate Popeye the Sailor Man". ru-tv.org/tv/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Vmk4IpZ0FiU.html

  • Lol this fuckin guy

  • hey charlie sorry I missed this one was at the mechanic

  • Charlie gets hit at the begging of the video, his reaction “aEhaGqAuIE”

  • hey charlie sorry I'm a bit late was out shooting bb guns out the back of my truck

  • Not feelin the webcams to be honest.

  • omg please stop showing your faces

    • its so awkward to see their reaction when they get cut off

  • I'm DYING. It actually looks like the gross krabby patty

  • thats not anthonys twitter lol

  • Where the fuck can i get a pound of weed for 200 dollars, bruh what is this officer on

  • They should get Charlie's dad on the podcast

  • I SUCKED ON MY MOM'S TITTY'S WHEN I WAS 6 MONTHS OLD 🤷‍♂️

  • Lol I was expecting him to say “can someone please shut that baby up?” Lol

  • Its funny cause I live near pasco

  • I love the brick explanation. That's never been used to describe 22.45 pounds

  • I just realized this guy would be the perfect voice for Sans.

  • Had he seen the video with the bus chase? That's one of the best one live pd has.

  • Where do these videos come from 😂😂😂😂

  • second one wasn't too bad

  • So damn you never seen Batwoman?

  • 200 FOR A POUND?! Damn I’m getting hoed

  • As an Aussie thank god you have found this and roasted the shit out of it

  • As an Aussie thank god you have found this and roasted the shit out of it

  • im not going to lie i dont like the webcams

  • We can date these clips by using the information at 6:30 to see when they were taken. Alternatively we can track Charlie's hair growth.

  • Plz sub to me guys

  • I have this in our comfort room and I would recommend it.

  • Why didn't they upload the video version with the webcams on patreon for this episode and the last one? It would of been nice to not have to wait for the video version to be uploaded on RU-tv. It's not the biggest deal in the world though.

  • Plot twist: this is the world's largest gathering of Freemasons

  • Nice to see Andrew’s reporting in from the fucking Mariana Trench

  • 1:06 I think Doug/Anthony is in love with Jackson, very cute how he looks at him.

  • Man Doug and Anthony have such good chemistry with everyone else that they could genuinely be 5th and 6th hosts. It didn’t feel like a guest episode it had the same vibe as a regular episode. We need more Doug and Anthony loved this episode

  • Are the webcams a ploy to increase their female audience numbers?

  • The podcast with too many hosts featuring too many guests

  • Get Anthony and ian from smosh on the podcast

  • god fucking damn those two girls look like they had access to terrible aging technology which makes you older but keeps your brain and features the same. it's like they turned themselves 18 so they could watch scary movies with their dads. the worst part is that people watched this and were entertained

  • the crossover of the century

  • he sweats more than papa John

  • So are you very small or are your friends just freakishly big

  • So are you very small or are your friends just freakishly big

  • Jackson looks like a cam girl tryng not to cry

  • 2:20-2:24 that’s an interesting cut

  • it actually looks like a podcast now its so weird but oddly great

  • Kaya is the most handsome member of the official podcast.

  • Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about having cereal for dinner...

  • Hell yeah more facecams

  • Andrew is probably the most moist in This episode

  • This remembers me of that one episode from Everybody Hates Chris when Chris Rock becomes a terrible DJ in a neighborhood full of crack-heads.

  • Vasi is willing to show mercy. Dennis is not. Misha does not know the meaning of the word.

  • Playing with Chat = Playing with Back Seat Gamers

  • 6:10 that sjw shithole got what it deserved and we got some great memes out of it.

  • Please don’t die lmao

  • You should have FPS Russia on so he can tell some prison stories