It is the first day of university

Опубликовано: 10 сен 2019
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Комментарии

  • It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  • I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  • My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  • Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  • Why is there always food in her mouth?

  • i recognize that food court 😭

  • Yes

  • I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  • take me to harry styles

  • I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  • I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  • I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  • 0:15 Olaf

  • AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  • 6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  • I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  • ey i read percy jackson too

  • Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  • we have added features such as: adult

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  • AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  • NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  • My birthday is on September 4th :(

  • okay but i think joana is my idol

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  • So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  • No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  • 🌃🔪

  • physics is useless- tbh

  • 0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  • I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  • You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  • It’s my birthday :(

  • I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  • just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  • Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  • ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  • OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  • 👌

  • i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  • At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  • Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  • I love this girl. She's too cute

  • She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  • I love the food part!

  • Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  • “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  • Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  • Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  • Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  • So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  • those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  • No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  • Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  • Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  • That intro is everything and so relatable

  • Joana please adopt me

  • heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  • Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

  • she said .... 1st period 😐