My First Spray Tan at One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Tanning Salons | One Star Reviews

It’s been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp in search of the lowest rated tanning salon he could find, in order to transform his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a salon that’s tanned iconic celebrities including the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a heap of one star reviews from people claiming to have experienced bad customer service - and subpar tanning results. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray tan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to see if the reviews are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
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  • ooooooof the conversation with her before he left jeeez poor guy i hope he talked to her off camera

  • This guy is defo not living in year 2000 the way he dresses, haircut and all sorts is just wrong

  • Brooo the criiiingeeee

  • What in the asshole of human beings am i doing here?

  • They were so cute thoo

  • this mfker does not give a shit how he looks too freaking funny wish i had the balls to do the tings he does

  • Why tf this dude looks retarded in everry thumbnail?

  • She fell in love

  • i think they were hiding something

  • Taj new crush

  • Taj look soooo depressed in all of the video

  • 8:13 to 8:38 is literally the cringiest part of this video

  • Rumor has it they fucked after

  • I was ORANGE 😂😂

  • This guy is hilarious!!!

  • That goodbye though!! God Cringe!!

  • You have the worst smile

  • I 1 star his face

  • There was hella awkward silence

  • This guy be creepin!💀

  • I get a h3h3 vibe from him😂😂

  • He should have asked her out

  • I'll give that smile a 1 star rating

  • Usually you send these awkward simps to like Africa or some shit and it ruins it but with this series I feel like his awkwardness enhances it a bit

  • Awkward!!

  • Why is he so awkward 🤷‍♂️

  • get a new host it’s akward af

  • .....joe gorga is real housewives.

  • why are the nipples censored

  • For gods sake this mans making me cringe

  • Next Video I got a date from one of Yelps worst rating site

  • 2:11 girl got some nice cheeks

  • I you can tell he liked her

  • You Like Spray Girl ...? Dude.?

  • This dude is so awkward and cringe but we love it. He deserves his own office or parks and rec esk show.

  • This dude is a middle eastern version of Michael Cera!! Hahaha!

  • He’s so weird

  • You look like Ethan Klein

  • 😂😂😂😂

  • When i saw the thumbnail i thought he looked like the guy from blunt reviews in Amsterdam and it was lmao

  • I love this dude He‘s sooo sweet and entertaining No Homo bro but u rock

  • Does everyone get their own lip balm? or do they have to use the same disease ridden lip balm?

  • 8:17 How is he so awkward? XD

  • He done got the hots around the girl that sprayed him.

  • This guy is a test subject.ahahaha

  • I fucking hate that blue fire shirt

  • “I don’t think there’s nuts in our products” you really should know

  • Damn bro! That wasn't atall filled with total awkwardness. She wanted deh sausage and yu wanted deht ass! Super tense

  • Why mans look like a turtle

  • I’ll tell u that isn’t a five star tanning experience, but it’s definitely not one or even two stars based on how everything went in front of the cameras.

  • Damn ally was just not interested

  • More videos my bro please do some more fucking videos, this is my new binge as I wallow in depression

  • God, this guy is a weirdo hahaha. Lighten up 😆 lol

  • She wants the D my dude

  • i thought he was the guy from h3h3. Lmao

  • Bro your videos rule your awkwardness is what makes it best!

  • No hate or anything but you are really awkward just relax and chill out it’ll make everything easier... especially that smile

  • He looks like comethazine lol

  • You know darn well this guy is a child molester

  • Taji was totally vibing on that chick

  • there was some sort of bond.... not sure

  • Daddy is that chu?

  • Employee: are you allergic to anything Girl getting spray tan: *IS THERE ANY GLUTEN IN THIS PRODUCT*

  • That's the part when you ask for her number. No awkward pauses.

  • Dude his nostrils are are ridiculous

  • Do yelps worst rates drug dealer

  • Is it possible to tan a penguin?

  • My boy Straight from jersey shore

  • Why does he have a bowling shirt on

  • The eternal question of: “Can snapping turtles be cringey?” has finally been answered.

  • This was so awkward I loved it.

  • Some of the most always stuff

  • She seems nice tho tbh

  • Lol you look so dumb! If I looked like you though, almost anything is an improvement.......but, this spray on tan....NOPE!

  • Next episode he's gonna get laid by a 1 star prostitute

  • Ethan Klein JR

  • She reminds me of the girl in Napoleon Dynamite when she is setting up the photoshoot. 😂

  • Whannabe ethan klein

  • ice poseidon was there

  • 3:32 "I'm cool with nuts"

  • Trying hard to hit on Her

  • Damn he is so awkward that it might be the reason he got this vice gig lol... well done vice going sideways for whatever reason may be:(

  • ".it's a grey area or, i guess, it's an orange area...." :'D

  • Wtf america

  • the host is actually attractive in this one

  • 4:55 - "At this point I just wanna get sprayed. I am very eager." Bet you wanna get sprayed alright!

    • With this glock 9

  • "I do have the ability to just throw the cup at them" what a nonsensical throwaway response, why not just turn the dial up to ten and say I do have the ability to just kill them.

  • You fucken wanna be Ethan from H3H3

  • You look like Michael imperioli lol 😂

  • Who is she? Asking for a friend..

  • Why ,from the side, does he look like josh from drake and josh

  • damn we need to get taji and that girl togheter

  • My man Taji looks like Oliver Tree

  • Now that VICE NEWS is cancelled due to it going tooooooo far to the left- this is LITERALLY the best content on vice now days. Congrats man ! Please keep making these videos theyre genius

  • Taji has a wicked body. And I don't care what anybody has to say about it. Keep it up man! I absolutely love your videos.

  • 😂😂😂4:10

  • I don’t know who does these 90’s effects, but they look great 👍....surprisingly

  • glowjob thats a good one

  • How sanitary is it for the feet thingy to be in contact with everyone's bare feet? Yuck

  • Oh wow he's absolutely some kinda cringey.