Standardized Testing

Опубликовано: 20 май 2010
this is a classic.

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  • "Separate Vocations"

  • this is accurate

  • I remember when they used to play this episode during testing season

  • I knew it!

  • “Military Strongman” is a great job to get the only problem is when you “get fired” it usually involves you being given a blindfold and a cigarette then being lined up in front of a wall. If you do the job well though they’ll embalm you and put you in a tomb nicer than even the richest people in your country’s homes in a glass coffin where for long after you are gone people will still line up to view you and scream in agony at the fact your wise leadership is gone and if they don’t show your body the proper respect they’ll be sent to the “happy camps” where “work will set them free”.. It’s actually a great job if you can keep it, you could literally write the history of the world according to yourself and make it law of your little fiefdom.

  • I prefer the smell of bank customers

  • one of the brilliant early episodes. one good joke after another.

  • amazing how the school goes from purple to orange in one <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="150">2:30</a> clip

  • Here from Sturges lol

  • honestly i blame public school for a lot of the mental/emotional problems i have now as an adult. school really fucked me up.

  • What’s the name of this episode

  • This is why I make fun of parents who panic when their kid is off sick for a week thinking they will fall behind. So much of school is pointless busy work. In chemistry and biology class we actually finished the whole course by like mid March. And the exam was in the start of June so that's nearly 3 months of doing past papers and the teacher making us do the same pages of the text book we did over and over again.

  • Salmon Gutter........lol....

  • What episode

  • Apparently Lisa likes the smell of bank customers

  • A B or C every test has 5 possible answers they are a fraud! whats the other 2 options?

  • The school changes color.

  • Was Lisa teacher from New York this episode

  • I knew it... lol a child's imagination is awesome

  • 666th

  • I like how Lisa likes the smell of bank customers

  • Career Aptitude Normalizing Test

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="112">1:52</a> Isnt that Mr. Burns voice actor?

  • School at the beginning of the clip: light pastel lavender with darker lavender pillars School near the end of the clip: yellow-orange with lavender pillars

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="69">1:09</a> I've only just understood this and I feel really stupid

  • Where did this simpsons go?

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1">0:01</a>, <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a>. The school changed colour.

    • A wizard did it

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="86">1:26</a> “Iowa Non-International Airport” That got me laughing: but DSM has a flight to Canada now, i think, so it’s international!

  • French Fries, but Gasoline works too

  • If Edna's marriage councilor was anything like Mayor Quimby's mistress, Miss Springfield; then Ken (Edna's ex-husband) was a total idiot to cheat on Edna for her.😒

  • Can someone tell which episode is ?

  • Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="84">1:24</a> I thought those guys were Nazi SS officers for a second 😂😂

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="86">1:26</a> That's actually true. The Des Moines Airport is small as shit. Everyone just delivers and travels here by automobile lol

  • Police officer

  • Lisa: School is never a waste of time. Hehehehehehehe.......isn't it Lisa? Isn't it?

  • C'mon Emma"

  • NON international airport.

  • my curiosity brought me here

  • WOAH HOLY SHIT IOWA ID HERE YAY ATTENTION

  • I have to take ISAPs tomarrow I hate standerdized testing for many reasons

  • Fine RU-tv ill watch it

    • Resistance is futile. XD

  • Its kinda sad this actually is true in a lot of America

  • What are the odds that Bart's would be right behind Lisa's? They aren't even in the same class!

  • Lol those answers though

  • What's seasona nd episode

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="57">0:57</a> If the bank customers are middle schoolers then gasoline is a better choice. If they're adults then bank customers is a viable option.

  • 100% Nonfiction You are all now rated Grade F government tax cattle. Now repeat: I am free.

  • i knew it

  • My word, the first few seasons of The Simpsons were brilliant.

  • It's funny how the teachers only read A through C, but the test sheets have 5 dots.

  • Hey, I don't need your help to cut off a joke.

  • Come on Emma!

  • I remember doing one of these career tests in about 7th grade. My top two results were Janitor and Forest Ranger. I remember being so confused and wasn't sure what either of those said about me.

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> “A lawyer bird”, a preview to that futurama Kentucky lawyer bird?

  • I watched this video in my English class not too long ago, why is this recommended to me

  • Hey! No cutting videos like that just before a joke!

  • Who here would've banged Mrs. Krabapple? At least of of pity? 😃

    • I don't know why but I'm infatuated with her. o.O

  • *sees that both Bart and Lisa picked lawyer bird over the nurse shark* you both disgust me!

  • Ah the good old days when bank customers smelt like cash and not crushing debt.

  • I can assure you, the Iowa assessments are like this but worse

  • it's true. We put WAY too much value on tests, quizzes and exams as a measure of understanding.

  • God damn I fucking hate Lisa. What an obnoxious little teacher's pet.

  • Classic Simpsons.

  • Anyone noticed that there were 5 places to answer on a paper while the teacher read only three each time?

  • Look at that sexy heel in the thumbnail

  • Surprised it wasn’t a vapor wave edit

  • Do y’all think that Bart’s answers caused the machine to break, or that the machine broke on its own, causing it to give him the job of police officer? I’ve never been sure

  • That kid in Shelbyville also took this test and his result was "a Garbage Man".

    • I know you are but what am I?

  • As an adult I find this way more funny... than I did as a child. 'Husband running naked on a beach with your marriage councillor!!!' Classic

  • season? episode?

  • OH BOY, THE SMELL OF BANK CUSTOMERS!

  • Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? A) The Overseer B) The Overseer C) The Overseer

  • “National Testing Center : Controlling your Destiny since 1925..”

  • Military strong man!

  • Ms. Hoover: “We’re going to take a test.” Lisa: “Alright, a test!” Lisa is me 😂😂😂

  • Why did they change miss hoover's hair from Blue to brown?

    • @Sabrina .H oh ok that makes sense, thanks 😃

    • Otaku nation She dyed it. ☺

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="67">1:07</a> a,b or c yet aitn there 5 options to choose from?

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="89">1:29</a> I love how he just puts one bag in the entire truck xD

    • @Obi-Wan Kenobi lol

    • I like how it says handle with care but he just throws it

  • "CANT" is what I do for a living. I "CANT" apparently exist.