They hooked up before quarantine!?

Опубликовано: 4 авг 2020
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  • Was that incredible spit take a conscious choice to reference the fact covid spreads most easily via aerosolized water droplets and she just took off her mask? 😷 If so, that's even more brilliant!

  • Forrest Gump music kicks in

  • I meet my father same way during covid in 1995👌

  • The use of real names and mention of Covid made the skit feel just realistic enough that I let my guard down, which only made the reveal of the grown child hit so much harder. Genius stuff

  • I laughed way too hard at the throat slitting gesture. Also, this probably should have been Raisinets' Super Bowl commercial.

    • omg I could totally see this being a super bowl commercial!

  • dude just got hardcore scammed, at least he has a loving son now

  • Okay just a quick question, how did you get theater raisinets during the pandemic?

  • We’re already celebrating our 1 year anniversary of 2 weeks to flatten the curve. I can see a son growing up in 4 months.

  • *LOL the joke is funny cuz its like quarantine is gonna last forever. lmao*

  • This is what happens when the people who grew up reading Redwall start naming people. Hope lil Mattimeo is just as well portrayed :P

  • Show me that record collection!

  • Wholesome content

  • "Where's Joel Haver in this vide... oh"

  • At least he wasn't named Damien.

  • Okay but let's a take moment to appreciate how beautiful Patrick is

  • no beating around the bush on the reality of abortion, dark but true

  • goddamn this one got me good, did not expect the wholesome ending, but almost a year later after this is up and holy shit is it perfect!

  • How many subs did Mr. Haver have when this came out?

  • This is supprisingly wholesome

  • that persian carpet in the room looks very neat

  • thats big brain

  • W Ha T

  • this one made me really happy

  • The Leo Sayer was a nice touch.

  • i CHOKED when a fedora son stepped out

  • This intentionally or unintentionally became a great video for both Raisinets and fatherhood. Great Job guys!

  • Got strangely sad at the end, I hope I have friends cool enough to pretend to be my dad

  • I love how Matthias is already a grown adult when he should've been born in November 2020 XD He's like the character Jack from the show "Supernatural" lol

  • This moved me.

  • cant believe you were able to catch such a beautiful moment on camera! GOD IS GREAT!!!

  • This is such a mess of a video, I love it.

  • WHO IS THAT GUY AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE SUMMIT1G

  • 1:09 He's LOSIN' IT.

  • The spit take followed by the rather calm, if confused, "oh OK" was my absolute favorite.

  • 0:44 the cringe was too strong i couldn't 😆

  • Loving this pilot sitcom

  • Wishing you the best man.

  • this trio is the best.

  • Aight this is my absolute favorite of your sketches omfg

  • Why is this so wholesome?

  • I can appreciate Benjimin Strate being a top contributor

  • M A T T H I A S

  • Why was this extremely wholesome

  • the fuck is ruby caster doing in this??? what the hell, the world is so small

    • she is in a lot of these shorts, she is so funny🤣 love her

  • This is such a beautiful movie. It brought me joy.

  • Good form on the coffee spit

  • wow that was a ride

  • wait the gestation period of a human being is more than 5 months guys!

  • They grow up so fast...

  • I like how his bangs are a different colour than the rest of his hair

  • The Forrest Gump soundtrack is perfect in this.

  • Oh nooo the son has my nameeee

  • I love Patrick. I wish he was my dad

  • LMAO

  • raisinets ??? BEST MOM EVER

  • Ah, my heart, it's warm now.

  • Hey Mathias is a cool name okay ?

  • I don't understand why this felt like a satisfying storyline with a satisfying and heartwarming ending. Wait, was that what this was?? Do I just want to see videos of fictional scenarios where people make each other and then have a good time now?

  • an absolute extravaganzoid

  • Now I'm getting anxiety. Gonna make some calls.

    • Should contact that woman

  • Alright, I'll subscribe

  • Holy shit that is one hell of a record collection

  • this needs to be a sitcom

  • “Hello son, whom I just callously suggested killing for hire in the womb with a knife-across-the-throat gesture, how are you?”

    • "hello Son. . .who is obviously not my son because the gestation period of a human is 9 months, not 5"

    • What _is_ the appropriate mime for a coathanger?

    • Happens to the best of us

  • What's this "before quarantine" shit in the title? Anyone know what this means?

  • you’re a wholesome guy with dope content. much love and happy belated new years

  • Hahahaha I literally just discovered this

  • Government: Did We say the lockdown was just two weeks? Sorry add a 0 after the 2 and replace weeks with years.

  • 1:10 hat-grabbing insta-bonding

  • I thought that girls shirt was cake

  • dad reminds me of ed helms when he acted as andy bernard in the office

  • Man...

  • its 2021 and were still in lockdown this just got too real

  • Your costume for the female role was spot on!

  • Is that Camila Morrone?!

  • Couldn't the writers have picked a better name for the kid? Immersion blown.

  • These are the stories that will heal our nation

  • Whats the name of the actress?

  • hey that’s my name :(

    • But why????? 😩

  • Its been 4 or... 8 months now.

  • Well... I didn't expect that. 😆

  • I wish my baby mama came by with my full grown spawn.

  • I guarantee at this point this has actually happened to some people.

  • And then he became a man and streched his Schlong on Thursdays

    • Wise words from our elders 😔😔

  • inspiring and thought provoking story. very heart-touching. wow

  • This humor resonates so well with me, as soon as the son appeared I had to stop the video! it's too much

  • Isnt matthias a normal name?

    • Not in America unless you’re a redditor

  • Im so glad I found your channel, Im only sad I didnt find it sooner

  • I want my 1:49 back. What even is the joke? That a guy called Matthias ages 30 years only 5 months from conception?

    • It sounds like you use most of your time being confused about things that are self-evident, so I don't know if giving you your 1:49 back would do very much.

    • @Gonzalo Cativa thanks dude

    • No, that covid will last forever y'know

  • Hahaha, that's funny as shit

  • 4 months make them so big.

  • Omg. A Perfect life. Im gonna cry lmao

  • I like that this had a happy ending.

    • Yeah. He could have gone dark but chose something positive, and that's super sweet of him.

  • Responsibility. Pass it on!

  • That was a great spit-take.

    • Right? Did anyone else think that was a conscious nod to the fact that covid spreads most easily by aerosolized water droplets and she took off her mask? 😷

  • 0:26 thank you for sparing us the euphemisms

  • The mom was pretty decent but I prefer the other actress you use, the one with the beard. Hot.

    • I'm going to guess she was unavailable for this sketch.

    • had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • Based comment, high energy. This is hot

  • lol this guy was han solo

  • That blonde is so freakin hot

    • @JDG602 Proof positive that true communication through text is impossible lol

    • Well I WAS talkin bout the female so...yea

    • @Jordan Williams 🤣🤣

    • @Nadia Sapino Oh wow I didn't even notice the mom was blonde too lol

    • I hope you are referring to Patrick🤭, he is so funny

  • surprisingly good ending. neat